in tema con i coniglietti, e dello stesso autore, perciò non apro un nuovo 3d:
questo meraviglioso disegnatore della walt disney (pensateci prima di comprare topolino, la prossima volta
) ha scritto "Great Lies to Tell Small Kids"
Ecco un estratto trovato in rete:
-Rain is Jesus's wee-wee.
-Theres no such thing as kangaroos, they're just mice standing very near.
-Wine makes mummy clever.
-When I was your age, Weetabix came in eight different shapes.
-Policemen grow from helmets in a single night.
-Its unlucky not to name every ant you see for your whole life.
-It takes the brains and beaks of four real penguins to make one "Penguin biscuit" (un tipo di biscotto al latte ricoperto di cioccolato).
-When they teach you about the water cycle at school, make sure you remember the bit about the Ox Bow lakes. You'll come across them a lot in later life.
-Milk feels pain.
-Put a slice of ham in the DVD player. It will play a short film about pigs. A slice of cheese will play a short film about cows.
-Before they can fight, Super-heroes have to pick out all the sounds their punchs and kicks will make.
-Strictly speaking, the tomato is not a vegetable. It's really a kind of dolphin.
-There's a director's cut of "The Sound of Music" (in ita: Tutti insieme appassionatamente) with a different ending.
- The more boogers (caccole) you eat the more Christmas presents you get
- If you stand on an ant, the ant community mourns for 3 years
- If you feel an itch, it's only microscopic creatures biting you
- Your mommy only smokes these things for health reasons
- If you stick your hand in the toilet it comes out in China? wave!
- Dog biscuits are made from dogs
- Try some broccoli? you'll like it
- Santa is the boogey man (l'uomo nero) in disguise
- 1 in 10 fish are scared of water
- Mice eat your dandruff as cornflakes
(per come i conigli possano farlo, insomma... 
)
